Marine Melodist Prints

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I don't do windows."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Killer whale with dead trainer

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Whale Watch Tours.

'I got one this small.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."