Brassy Melodist Pillows

Music and Lemons.

'Nice jingle!'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Brass Band

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Trumpet

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

The Conductor

Concerto for Two Horns

Lady Anglea

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Anteater playing the trumpet

The fabulous unituba

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."

Camille Saint-Saens.

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

'You win.'

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

Hose Charmer

Rhino carrying his horn in a case.