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God creates the Great Lakes

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Are you done yet?'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Only caught one, eh."

No Bruch!

Violinist.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Lord of the Strings.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Musician's Fishing Trip

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

The violin lesson

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

"Cool game!"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Brass Band

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Double Bass.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Tuba