Brand Storytelling Gifts

Rejected Product Mascots

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

A Hole in the Dike

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'We've re-branded.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

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Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'