Brand Storytelling Mugs

Rejected Product Mascots

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

A Hole in the Dike

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We've re-branded.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'