Creative Storytelling Mugs

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'My invisible friend won't play with my imaginary friend!'

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

Nelson Algren

"Midnight we go over the wall. Pass it on."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'I brought a mobile home.'

'I'm rating stuff.'

Heavenly meetings.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Bird in a cage dreams about a man in a cage.

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

An 'upfront' payment was all it took to lure the piper out of retirement to help rid the oceans of plastic straws. . .

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."