Humorous Storytelling Mugs

'...So while everybody was distracted by my bouncing checks, I slipped out of town.'

'Not now, Lord!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Constructive criticism? It says I can't write my way out of a paper bag, and you call it constructive criticism."

Heavenly meetings.