Bran Enthusiast Gifts

While you were out I switched energy suppliers,dear.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'We've re-branded.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Clandestine cows.

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"You're afraid of what?"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

William Shakespeare

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Fashion Mistake.