Braid Master Gifts

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Fishing sign.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man fishing with large bait

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Hair Traffic control.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.