Nail-trimming Master Gifts

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

The adoration of the gels.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Tool Box

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

A Manicure

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

The Manicure.

"FISH ON"

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

God's Manicure.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

Working at a hospital