Braiding Artist Gifts

"Seriously?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Hairstyles

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Cake Writer's Block

"Loved Jamaica!"

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Skyscrapers made from hair (colour).

"Please turn your head and coiffe."

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

'One side is black hair, the other white. So I decided to comb over to the dark side.'

Bad hair day.

Tree piercings.

"It's not quite in the center..."

"Wow, who does your hair?"

"Perfect."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

Curling & curling while curling.

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"

'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'

Pasta Hair

"This is my version of 'The Age of Innocence.'"

Unusual Examples of Male Pattern Baldness