Hair Braider Gifts

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"

Love at First Sight

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Not you. Your hair.

"Like my new haircut?"

Sheep In Curlers

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"Seriously?"

"She massages egos."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

The last of the mullet.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"Loved Jamaica!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Bad hair day.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

A Macaroni in 1773

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

Moses parts the red hair

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!