Hair Braider Mugs

Love at First Sight

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Like my new haircut?"

Sheep In Curlers

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"She massages egos."

"Seriously?"

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

The last of the mullet.

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Loved Jamaica!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Bad hair day.

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

A Macaroni in 1773

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

Moses parts the red hair

Elton Coiffeur.

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

"If you like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6220. If you don't like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6221."