Brace-faced Teenager Gifts

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

The swamp of adolescence

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

"Let's take out these earbuds and experience something called the world."

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."