Brace Face Hero Gifts

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'Apparently your report had enough impact to make the airbag go off.'

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

Will work for dental plan.

"Made with pride in our basement."

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

Last Dinosaur On Earth

Don Quixote Update.

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

Children on harnesses being pulled apart by their mothers.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

'Busy day?'

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

'Not tonight, dear. I stayed home with the kids today, remember?'

Painters Without Borders.

"The Smiths have got more Ukrainians than us."