Brace-faced Teenager Pillows

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

The swamp of adolescence

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Field hockey injury? A doctor will see you after the football concussion

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

"Let's take out these earbuds and experience something called the world."

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."