Brilliant Brace Face Pillows

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Child asking for braces from Santa.

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

Will work for dental plan.

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

'Busy day?'

Bird of the Day.

"We couldn't see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector."

Bob practices lying.

Teeth with Braces.

Normal people, just trying to grow nice bushy, non-ironic moustaches and they get all tied up in the whole Movember thing.

Coming back