Brace Face Supporters Pillows

Will work for dental plan.

National Everything Awareness Day

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Starfish doing the wave.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

Football merchandising - 1953.

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

Alex Ferguson

"Wanna hear a real funny joke?"

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Gay adoption.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Manuel Pellegrini

'Thanks for being there.'

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 4am, minion. I'm hoping it's good news, boss. I notice you haven't supported the caf

"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."

"We couldn't see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector."

'Busy day?'

Tonight's comedy show will be interpreted for the chronically offended

Teeth with Braces.

'I caught five jellyfish today...Five different flavours.'

People always ask me for directions because I have a friendly face, but I always get them wrong.

Jimmy Greaves.

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