Budding Teenager Gifts

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Children playing football.

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

Modern Kids.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are