Boxing History Buff Gifts

'I'm considering a comeback...'

Muhammad Ali

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Raging Bull on Ice

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'