Box Lifting Expert Pillows

'You know what's boring? Writing out lengthy 'near-miss' accident reports.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Heading off with a packed bag

How Amazon was invented

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Moving in

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Body Building Mishap

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Dog Weightlifting

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Ants stealing from the picnic.