Box Lifting Expert Gifts

'You know what's boring? Writing out lengthy 'near-miss' accident reports.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

How Amazon was invented

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Heading off with a packed bag

Moving in

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Mayo-A-Mayo

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Body Building Mishap

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Brawnstorming session.

Ants stealing from the picnic.