Bowman Humorist Gifts

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Flight simulator'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Beware of SUV.'

High tide.

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Collar-optional resorts.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Airport security - next step?

Many clowns in rowboat

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"Excuse me....water!!"

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"