Bowling Diviner Gifts

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Crystal Ball Plug

Corporate thinking.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"