Bottled Water Aficionado Gifts

"What's up with the bottled water?"

We'll have Manhattans...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"I'm addicted to water."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Ad Valorem

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

Make your own bottled water.

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"I've got sea mail."

"Punch Drunk"

Submarine

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

"Still sparkling"

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'