Bottled Water Enthusiast Gifts

Faux Help

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Ad Valorem

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm addicted to water."

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

Make your own bottled water.

UK sewage dumps

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

"I've got sea mail."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

Children swimming.

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

"Still sparkling"

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

The Source of all water

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Don't you think listing the contents as hydrogen, hydrogen and oxygen may be seen as a little pretentious?"

Unsynchronised Judging.

That snob only likes bottled water.

'If I'm not mistaken, Mayfield is a sewage treatment plant.'