"What's up with the bottled water?"
Bottled Water Aficionado Prints
Decorate their space with eye-catching prints that feature clever designs celebrating bottled water. Ideal for sprucing up their home or office with a humorous touch of hydration.
We'll have Manhattans...
Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
Join me in a Caiprinha!
"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."
Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.
Mowing the Bottle-Garden
"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."
"I can remember when water was just wet."
"I'm addicted to water."
"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"
Ad Valorem
'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'
'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'
Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue
Make your own bottled water.
'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'
Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.
"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"
'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'
"I've got sea mail."
Submarine
Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.
"Punch Drunk"
'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'
"No, actually the viola is played more like this."
"Still sparkling"
"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"
Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'
"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"
'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'
"I think it's clear what the problem is."
Bottled Water Aficionado Prints Collection
Bottled Water Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating bottled water enthusiasts. Find the perfect humorous or stylish design to brighten their day.
Bottled Water Aficionado Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that showcase their bottled water passion. Quirky and cozy, these are a delightful addition to any water lover’s decor.
Bottled Water Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts crafted for bottled water aficionados. Comfortable, witty, and perfect for everyday adventures or casual outings.