Boss Lady Gifts

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Profit

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

International Women's Day.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"He likes it."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Golfing Boss