Little Boss Lady Gifts

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"He likes it."

Babies vs. Dogs

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'You made me jump.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"The Momfia"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Mom's The Boss

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

Caution! School Crossing.

'Give me a size 12 please.'