Boss Lady Fan Gifts

Mom's The Boss

Businesswoman Empowerment

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

'What I enjoy most, is bossing people around!'

"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."

"Smug and complacent beats young and enthusiastic when you're the boss."

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."

Bruce Springsteen caricature

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."

Your heart has a very entertaining Latin beat, Mr. Fusco. It's a real toe-tapper. If it leads to a heart attack, you can literally blame it on the Bossa Nova.

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

'I'm not saying that "women-run" businesses are perfect....'

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'

Michelle Obama

"Why? Because I'm the master, that's why."

'This should teach you never to ask Naomi Campbell out on a date.'

'Okay, so if I'm able to empty this beer can with one gulp and then squash it with one hand, you'll be willing to work overtime today. Deal?'

Herstory for Real

"My life's a goddamn fairy tale."

"You say it's a man's world. Well in that case you can clean it!"

'Need I remind you who is boss here?'

'You remind me of my mother - She's always telling me what to do, too!'