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"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Profit

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

International Women's Day.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He likes it."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Golfing Boss

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.