Bored Meeting Attendee Gifts

"Great meeting! We agreed on sales projections and I doodled this great caricature of the boss!"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

"Dunhomin"

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"How did we manage to put so much imagination into this proposal? Because we're all delusional!"

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

Zoomies call.

Origami Mail

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

"So, any other ideas as to how we can be more disruptive?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

'I would like to re-hear the idea we re-hashed before the re-jection.'

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

"Next order of business, Gentlemen. We still need to choose a theme for the prom..."

We found 'im!

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

'Would you kindly not trumpet and simply say 'aye'?'