Bored Meeting Attendee Pillows

"Great meeting! We agreed on sales projections and I doodled this great caricature of the boss!"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"Dunhomin"

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"How did we manage to put so much imagination into this proposal? Because we're all delusional!"

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Zoomies call.

Origami Mail

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

'I would like to re-hear the idea we re-hashed before the re-jection.'

"Next order of business, Gentlemen. We still need to choose a theme for the prom..."

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

We found 'im!

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

'Would you kindly not trumpet and simply say 'aye'?'

The board meeting was quite dignified until somebody started a pie chart fight.