Dreamy Meeting Attendee Pillows

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

Mathematics.

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

"I didn't trailblaze today."

A hippie saying "Peace"

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"See any help wanted signs?"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Non-profit organization chart

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

'Great idea Sir!'

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

'That's the first, and only dollar earned by Fred.'

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."