Bored Executive Pillows

Liven up their workspace or home with plush pillows that feature amusing sayings tailored for the bored executive craving comfort and comedy.

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"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me." mockup

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

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"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak." mockup

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

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"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day." mockup

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

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"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit." mockup

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

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"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message." mockup

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

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"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

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"And this is another economic indicator."

"And this is another economic indicator." mockup

"And this is another economic indicator."

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Book on Thumb Twiddling

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"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable." mockup

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

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"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings." mockup

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

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Do not resuscitate.

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'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.' mockup

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

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'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.' mockup

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

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Origami Mail

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"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee." mockup

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

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"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time." mockup

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

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"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?" mockup

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

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Power Point Hell

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"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude." mockup

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

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Job Bored

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'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.' mockup

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

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"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast." mockup

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

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IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.' mockup

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

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A businessman sits behind a desk; a nameplate on the desk reads "A. Nellson: Desk Potato".

A businessman sits behind a desk; a nameplate on the desk reads "A. Nellson: Desk Potato". mockup

A businessman sits behind a desk; a nameplate on the desk reads "A. Nellson: Desk Potato".

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"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!" mockup

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

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"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?" mockup

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

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"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting." mockup

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

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Aurora Boring Alice

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Bored Room

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'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.' mockup

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

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"I can hear you, can you hear me?" mockup

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

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'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?' mockup

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

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Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other. mockup

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

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'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'

'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.' mockup

'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'

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Bored Executive Pillows Collection

Bored Executive Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs tailored for bored executives and add some fun to their coffee breaks.

Bored Executive Prints

Browse our entertaining prints that add personality and humor to any office or home setup, ideal for the creatively bored executive.

Bored Executive T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts perfect for executives with a sense of humor—great for making fun statements at work or casual outings.