Bored Executive Mugs

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"And this is another economic indicator."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

Do not resuscitate.

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Origami Mail

Power Point Hell

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

Job Bored

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

A businessman sits behind a desk; a nameplate on the desk reads "A. Nellson: Desk Potato".

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

Bored Room

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Aurora Boring Alice

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'