Bored At Work Pillows

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

'Bored?'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Do not resuscitate.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"