Bored At Work Gifts

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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The Adventures of God

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

'Bored?'

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.