Boozy Botanist T-Shirts

'I see you've been talking to the plants again.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gardening new year's plans

Gardener

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Waiting for plants to grow

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

Gardening.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

'Do you have garden pests?'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Chelsea flower show sewage

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!