Boozy Botanist Mugs

'I see you've been talking to the plants again.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"You must have a green thumb."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gardener

Gardening new year's plans

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Waiting for plants to grow

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Why yes, business is blooming."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

'Do you have garden pests?'

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

Gardening.

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Chelsea flower show sewage