Booze Botanist T-Shirts

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

Wildlife

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Rose Garden

We'll have Manhattans...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Botany Baby!

Painting taking root...

Shaken not stirred

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Get out of my face!"

Mad about Roses!

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Garden

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants