Booze Botanist Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines a love of plants and spirits? Our booze botanist collection features witty and artistic products that celebrate the greener side of cocktail crafting and botanical appreciation. Ideal for those who enjoy exploring herbal infusions, botanicals, and creative mixology. Whether they’re growing herbs, mixing cocktails, or just love a good bloom and brew, find the perfect quirky, thoughtful gift to match their passions.

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Wildlife

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!' mockup

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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Plant Lady

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Plants Cheer as They Get Watered. mockup

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!' mockup

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

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Horti-Culture

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We'll have Manhattans...

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Rose Garden

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.' mockup

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?' mockup

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

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"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!" mockup

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

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Painting taking root...

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A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors. mockup

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

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Shaken not stirred

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Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking. mockup

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

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Botany Baby!

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'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

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Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant. mockup

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

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'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!' mockup

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

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The Garden

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Mad about Roses!

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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