Booze Balancing Acrobats Gifts

'Care for a drink?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Kitchen Tetris

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Washing Line Walker

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Wine of the Day Club

Laptops

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Join me in a beer?

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

'You've had enough!'

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'You drink like a fish.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Fallen Angel.

Spinning Plates!

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Beer....Beer Fart.

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Gymnasts

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.