Booze Balancing Acrobats Pillows

'Care for a drink?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Kitchen Tetris

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Washing Line Walker

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Laptops

Wine of the Day Club

Join me in a beer?

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'You drink like a fish.'

Fallen Angel.

'You've had enough!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Spinning Plates!

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

Gymnasts

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween