Wine Acrobats Pillows

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

Sauvignon Bonk

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Bacchus.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

'Man...You age great!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'