Wine Jugglers Pillows

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Brickie's Mate

"Honey! We're home!"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Working from Home: In/Still In

The Emeril Isle

Have Horns Venn

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

Winery tours.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Extreme Coworking Space

'We have three small children, do you sell these things by the dozen?'