Wine Jugglers Pillows

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Brickie's Mate

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Honey! We're home!"

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'I kinda did.'

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

The Emeril Isle

Have Horns Venn

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

Winery tours.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

'We have three small children, do you sell these things by the dozen?'