Bookworm With A Passion For Flying Pillows

'Excellent flying Pete! That was a brilliant Textbook landing!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Witches Discover The Wok

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

Book Worm

"It's a novel about interest rates."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Charles Dickens.

Lowbrow Lolita

The Great Canadian Novel

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Marco Polo

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Man reading in lamp

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Literary Advice

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

Omarosa's New Book

When love is blind.

Success Without Effort

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."