Bookworm On A Journey Pillows

Man reading 'Nudge Theory' is pushed over.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Childhood

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Lowbrow Lolita

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

Reading in the rain.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Marco Polo

The Colonel at home.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Man reading in lamp

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'