Bookworm On A Mission Pillows

Sue the Author: 1pm-3pm

Man reading in lamp

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Childhood

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

The book is so much better than the film..

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"