Bookworm On A Mission Pillows

Sue the Author: 1pm-3pm

Man reading in lamp

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Childhood

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Reading in the rain.

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"