Bookworm Journeying Through Time Pillows

In The Bastille

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

A.M Gorky

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Reading in the rain.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

Lowbrow Lolita

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.

Marco Polo

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."